I know that you're all pretty much either completely done with the shit storm of news circling Duke Nukem Forever or you're like us and hanging over a cliff by your nails waiting for the next succulent tidbit. Speaking of tidbits and shit storms, the weather today seems to be partly cloudy with a chance of lawsuit.

Duke Nukem Forever has recieved more publicity in the last 2 weeks than it has over the 12 year span of its "development." We've seen the teasers and trailers and the bankruptcies and sell offs, but now we see the claws really come out.  Take-Two Interactive is suing Apogee Games and whatever is left of 3D Realms (read: Take Two is never getting their $12M bucks back) seemingly to try to recoup their losses.

Bloomberg reported Take Two Interactive filed a breach of contract suit against Apogee Software - AKA 3D Realms AKA we fucking told you so - in a Manhattan Court citing the "continual delay" on the highly anticipated sequel. Said complaint stated, “Apogee repeatedly assured Take-Two and the video-gaming community that it was diligently working toward competing development of the PC Version of the Duke Nukem Forever.”

Serious stuff going on here ladies and gents. I smell SITCOM! Apogee and Take Two! One is a slob the other is OCD! Either way sitcom or no, I think this means that even though we don't know who will produce it or who will win this lawsuit, the fact is that the demand for this game is present and called for.

Can't you hear us world? We don't want our MTV....We just want our Duke "Kick Ass and Chew Gum" Nukem!